Anti Joke #3

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.

~LW

Anti Joke #2

Why did Mary fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.

Knock, Knock.
Who's There?
Not Mary.

~LW

Anti Joke #1

Why was the boy sad?
Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

~LW

Favourites

I don't have favourites, I don't have a favourite anything. There are things that I prefer over other things, and things that I dislike/hate, but I don't have favourites. I don't believe that of all the songs in the world, the ones I know, the ones I may have forgotten or ones I have yet to hear that one is my favourite. This goes for books, movies, colours, or anything. Can anyone really say that of all the music out there one song is their favourite above all others.

I don't have favourites.

I prefer:

1. The colour red over yellow
2. Paperback books over hardcover
3. Coke over lemonade
4. Winter over Summer
5. Leonardo Da Vinci over Vincent Van Gough
6. Benedict Cumberbatch over  Daniel Radcliff
7. All Time Low over One Direction
8. Merlin over Made in Chelsea
9. Reading over sport
10. Math lessons over science

 ~LW